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2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-09-01 - Putting the "Ass" in Assocition
2006-08-31 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-08-31 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-08-31 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-08-31 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-08-31 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
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2006-08-31 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-08-31 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-08-31 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-08-31 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-08-31 - Putting the "Ass" in Association
2006-03-31 - What can karma do for you?
2006-03-22 - Earn up to and Including 50 Dollars Working from Home!
2006-02-15 - Score one for the good guys
2006-02-07 - Order now. Supplies are hideous.
2005-12-23 - Home Projects You Can Attempt Yourself
2005-12-05 - T'aint Nobody's Business
2005-10-28 - Mahali'ahu kana olaiah'a- That means "I went to Hawaii"
2005-10-25 - Letters to God
2005-09-27 - A Nice Place To Visit...
2005-09-21 - Cheers.
2005-09-16 - Who Invited Baryshnikov?
2005-09-16 - Who Invited Baryshnikov?
2005-08-25 - -
2005-08-16 - Full Penetration Spooning
2005-08-10 - Funny stuff is all around- sometimes you just have to convince yourself.
2005-07-27 - The Real Hazzard County
2005-07-16 - The best parts of life can happen before noon.
2005-06-28 - Corndogoramma5000
2005-06-18 - I Figured I was Overdue for Something Like This
2005-06-13 - Holy Crap I Want One for my House
2005-06-09 - Who Stays Married for 40 Years Anymore?
2005-06-03 - why would someone that has their own ideas in their head actually look at this shite?
2005-05-27 - Will somebody pick this guy off already?
2005-05-22 - Tsoynami Destroys Sushi Restaurant- Good Samaritan Flips Guy Off
2005-05-19 - I can't write a title. The best one ever is already taken.
2005-05-11 - This is all just wrong.
2005-05-02 - I once boiled an easter egg...just to watch it dye.
2005-04-29 - Confessions of a Workaholic
2005-04-08 - Isn't it funny when bad things happen to good people?
2005-03-27 - Would you like some water to wash down that foot?
2005-03-24 - How to play with a three year old, and other lessons.
2005-03-14 - Let's go ahead and cram a month's worth of excitement into an hour. On a Monday morning.
2005-03-09 - Bloviating and Dancing (but not at the same time. That'd look silly)
2005-03-02 - The weekend that time remembered.
2005-02-22 - Put that in your pimp cup and see if it gets you crunk.
2005-02-17 - Marrying the Shark
2005-02-09 - Pimp My Floormats
2005-02-09 - Pimp My Floormats
2005-02-03 - The Art of Overreacting...and some other stuff.
2005-01-28 - Where a dork can be a kid.
2005-01-10 - A Story From My Childhood.
2005-01-05 - I just want to dance.
2004-12-29 - You're never fully dressed without a smile.
2004-12-16 - I think something came loose up there.
2004-12-14 - I love My Life
2004-12-09 - Cleaning out the folder.
2004-12-07 - Please Submit a Title
2004-12-01 - My problem lies in reconciling my gross habits with my net income. -Errol Flynn
2004-11-23 - I met a Girl
2004-11-14 - The Human Gegnome.
2004-11-08 - Why Did I Check My Mail?
2004-11-04 - Tastes Like Chicken...Smells Like Bacon.
2004-11-02 - Halloween Costume Review
2004-10-29 - I couldn't even buy a tee shirt.
2004-10-15 - Shins were dug, and ho's were down. We stopped just short of hooting any nannies. That's just wrong.
2004-10-01 - Lessons learned in court.
2004-09-27 - He counted the rings.
2004-09-21 - Just hope I never call you.
2004-08-30 - Don’t be that guy.
2004-08-17 - Pass The Old El Paso...however you have to.
2004-08-10 - Straight Guy Seen Alone in Home Store.
2004-07-30 - Hall of Ineptitude Inductee
2004-07-22 - I'm a pundit. For today.
2004-07-14 - That's all for now...
2004-07-13 - Karma is a miserable bitch.
2004-07-07 - Looking at Things Through Wasabi-Flavored Contact Lenses
2004-06-25 - 8 track mind
2004-06-24 - Dear self:

Stop acting like you are 22. You aren't even close.

-me.

2004-06-22 - Hey Paw, they ain't like us. I'm scared.
2004-06-13 - World's Most Bewildering Roller Coaster
2004-06-10 - Creed : Music as Teddy Bear : Sex
2004-06-02 - Has it been three yet?
2004-05-27 - USA! USA! Yeah, I'm patriotic and I think we kick ass. Bite me.
2004-05-24 - I hate Comcast, but I cry at weddings.
2004-05-17 - Don’t let the title ruin the surprise…
2004-05-12 - A baby seal walks into a club. *rimshot*
2004-04-29 - "Daddy! Granny's got a mole on her leg!" ... "Shut up and eat around it"
2004-04-27 - Putting the "Ho" in homeowner
2004-04-21 - No Girls Allowed
2004-04-17 - A Day in the Life...
2004-04-16 - Taking a Step Back.
2004-04-13 - Muh.
2004-04-06 - Creative Ex-Lax®
2004-04-04 - My Weekend
2004-03-29 - There are only three kinds of people: those who can count, and those who can't.
2004-03-17 - Delusions of Adequacy
2004-03-07 - More album covers. Last one, I swear.
2004-02-27 - 10 worst album covers of all time.
2004-02-26 - The Fury of Mother Nature
2004-02-25 - Guest Writer: Buttless Chap
2004-02-23 - The Lapdance is Always Better if the Stripper is Crying.
2004-02-20 - Pay no attention. It's the cold medicine talking.
2004-02-18 - Nothing to write about.
2004-02-13 - Donald *uck.
2004-02-08 - Camp "Can't Suck This"
2004-02-05 - Cranial Yoga
2004-02-02 - You know how sometimes life makes you want to stand in the rain and cry? Yeah. That.
2004-01-29 - Work tricks, the fight against achievement, and not punching people
2004-01-27 - Flummoxed.
2004-01-19 - Love blooms...just not for me.
2004-01-17 - Ducksauce Messenger 1.0
2004-01-16 - Ten things on my mind.
2004-01-14 - Is it beastiality if the animal is dead?
2004-01-10 - I think I saw someone die on TV last night.
2004-01-05 - My Damn Vacation.
2003-12-04 - How to get fired, part II
2003-12-02 - The Offender 3000X
2003-11-26 - Was it molestation, or simply making love?
2003-11-19 - Oh yeah, the halloween party...
2003-11-05 - Let's pretend I'm a corporate pilot...
2003-10-31 - A bunch of Hallowieners.
2003-10-28 - Rockin' the World of Paper and Scissors
2003-10-26 - I hate coming up with titles for these things.
2003-10-21 - What the hell happened here?
2003-10-20 - Crappy entry about nothing.
2003-10-10 - The truth is out there...wearing a sequined cape.
2003-10-06 - Let the designers come up with their questions for content.
2003-09-29 - This Space for Rent
2003-09-24 - Insectification of my state of mind.
2003-09-21 - If People really look like their pets, I'm in trouble.
2003-09-18 - When Idiots Attack: The lamest fake fight in history.
2003-09-17 - Being misunderstood does not necessarily mean you are a genius.
2003-09-15 - Bumbling Retard Strikes Again.
2003-09-11 - How not to be an idiot (like I know anything about that).
2003-09-09 - I should just write my whole entry in this field. It would be funny because it would be all big and white and bold. I think I'll try that sometime. Yeah. Definitely.
2003-08-28 - Poo and Giant Insects, oh my.
2003-08-26 - Zip Skibbledy-dee!
2003-08-21 - Leave me alone.
2003-08-06 - Loud Neighbors, vol. II
2003-08-01 - Rocking too hard is bad for your heart
2003-07-30 - Cellphone Eulogy
2003-07-28 - Anthony Michael Hardass
2003-07-25 - Right you are, Guv'na
2003-07-22 - Late night at work...
2003-07-16 - I've been thinking again...
2003-07-14 - Scaredy Cat II
2003-07-11 - It ain't the HoJo, but it has waffles.
2003-07-09 - Corndogs, Video games, and zealots.
2003-06-29 - Psychological torture for those who would deprive me of sleep.
2003-06-27 - Corndog-o-rama IX
2003-06-24 - Let this be a lesson
2003-06-19 - TURN! TWIST! TIME! THROTTLE! TALK!
2003-06-12 - P O R K I S M S
2003-06-09 - Insert Witty Title Here
2003-05-27 - Giant Snowman Eats Inflatable Monkey
2003-05-23 - Writing for Writing's Sake.
2003-05-20 - A Cause Worth Fighting For
2003-05-16 - Don't park under the shitberry tree with anyone else but me.
2003-05-08 - Music midtown insanity
2003-04-29 - EARTHQUAKE!! OH MY DEAR GOD!!!
2003-04-18 - The weekend in Florida
2003-04-17 - WARNING!
2003-04-14 - Painting bees and building a bed. Normal weekend.
2003-04-08 - There's a spider on my peter, beat it off!
2003-04-08 - NOTIFY ME!
2003-04-08 - PORK RINGS
2003-04-03 - Putting the "fun" in "funeral".
2003-04-01 - I changed my mind
2003-03-27 - Greatest hate mail.
2003-03-26 - I have Jesus's class ring and I held a meat thermometer for ransom.
2003-03-24 - A wasp, a crappy movie, fat dumbass...
2003-03-14 - Simple tasks made difficult.
2003-03-13 - Fillet o' Finger
2003-03-10 - That one entry where he crushes his fingers.
2003-03-03 - The Time I got Shot in the FACE.
2003-02-28 - My website is finally FINISHED.
2003-02-25 - Shower curtains, banks, and other love/hate relationships
2003-02-18 - I can't believe I watched it either.
2003-02-07 - Coming to terms with my nerdlyness.
2003-02-05 - Give War a Chance
2003-01-30 - Moving, Part Deux
2003-01-22 - The move, part 1-Hell hath no fury like a gas company scorned
2003-01-16 - How to get your ass kicked.
2003-01-15 - My first hate mail. I hope they get better.
2003-01-13 - Diaries and moving.
2003-01-09 - Stuff I hate
2003-01-07 - Some stuff.
2002-12-27 - Spreading the Christmas Joy
2002-12-03 - Thanksgiving and the time I got robbed.
2002-11-26 - Brief rant on self pity.
2002-11-25 - $1000 Grouper Melt
2002-11-07 - My furniture isn't good enough.
2002-10-29 - My annoying trip to Kinko's
2002-10-25 - Skank Sinatra and the Buttless Chaps. We put the "odd" in "sodomy".
2002-10-22 - A bunch of wierd stories.
2002-10-17 - And...I'm sane again. At least as sane as I get.
2002-10-14 - Ahh, the Joys of Depression!
2002-10-11 - Pork's love test results...
2002-10-09 - I'm 30. So what?
2002-10-08 - The latest challenge.
2002-09-25 - The bum that needed gas.
2002-09-11 - Angry young men.
2002-08-05 - Uncle Feely's Lower Body Slather.
2002-08-01 - I AM A FRIGGIN' PILOT!!! woo hoo.
2002-07-29 - St. Croix
2002-07-09 - The side of my head rotting off.
2002-06-22 - The wondersock night.
2002-06-21 - Stuff I know
2002-06-14 - Not-so-power lunch
2002-06-06 - Survey
2002-05-15 - Road Rage
2002-05-13 - Thinking
2002-04-29 - Let's be Friends?!
2002-04-25 - Solo Flight
2002-04-15 - Scaredy Cat
2002-04-03 - Artists suck
2002-04-01 - Dreams of wildebeests and danger
2002-04-01 - Back Pain
2002-03-26 - Improv and walk-a-thons
2002-03-19 - Squirrel Jerky
2002-03-14 - Mima
2002-03-13 - TurboBitch 2001
2002-03-12 - My Fan Club
2002-03-11 - What's my plan again?
2002-03-08 - Myself and my theories on life

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